10 Things I Learned at the Super Bowl
I drove to Miami, watched the game and drove back. Along the way I learned a few things. When you go through 3 states just to get to the state you are going to, lessons can be learned. Here are 10 things I learned from my Super Bowl 44 experience.
10.) McNuggets are 50 for $10 in Jacksonville:
Quite possibly the BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. While stopping at a gas station/McDonalds in Jacksonville, they were having a sale on McNuggets. It was 50 McNuggets for 10 bucks! You bet your sweet ass I jumped on that! It’s not quite as good as my quest to open or find a McDonalds Buffett, but it’s close!
9.) The Anna Nicole Smith death room is off limits at the Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida:
I made the 10 minute drive from my hotel in Ft. Lauderdale to the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida. Curious (perhaps morbidly) to see the room Anna kicked it in, I was denied by security. Only those who are staying on that floor can even get close to Suite 607. Security makes rounds by that room every hour.
8.) Some things never change for alumni of “The U”:
It wouldn’t be a Super Bowl without someone or some people acting like asses. Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin are this years guys. Irvin found out he was being charged with raping a woman 2 years ago at the Hard Rock. The day he found out, he went to the Hard Rock with an entourage of 50 to party. Really?
Warren Sapp was removed from NFL Network’s coverage of the Super Bowl due to a domestic issue. I thought that “The U” was trying to clean it’s image up? LOL…Good luck with that!
7.) Georgia smells AWFUL:
It may be the “Peach State” but it stinks of rotten meat. From the top near Atlanta to the bottom near Valdosta, the whole state just stinks. It really is the cesspool of the south.
6.) Girls pee on the beach:
MORE THAN ONCE, I had the “honor” of watching girls in sun dresses drop their undies and pee right there on the beach. Colts fans, Saints fans and locals. Maybe I am out of the loop, but is this common? I saw it a LOT.
5.) Queen Latifah is a beast:
I like the Queen. She has done a great job of being classy and she has come a long way sine her “U.N.I.T.Y” days. That being said, she was out at a restaurant and people weren’t sure if it was Queen Latifah or Robert Mathis. She cleans up very well, but when she doesn’t, she looks like a starting defensive tackle.
4.) Kevin James has a cannon:
While making the rounds with buddies Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Rob Schneider, Chris Rock and David Spade, the “King of Queens” was tossing a football around. He brought it to radio row on Friday and then to the beach set of ESPN on Sunday before the game. While on the beach, James was throwing the ball to fans on the beach. James has a gun! A freaking cannon!
He was hitting people with deep passes 60 yards away on the beach. Who knew Kevin James had such a cannon for an arm? I would start James over JaMarcus Russell right now!!
3.) Fergie has an AMAZING butt:
I have never been a huge Fergie fan. I am now. Fergie, who is part owner of Sun Life Stadium and the Dolphins, was at the game walking around and….WOW! I never really noticed before, but her humps, her humps are FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC. WOW! Even Jennifer Lopez thinks that is a sweet can!
2.) NOBODY wants to come to Indy for 2012 Super Bowl:
Despite what you may hear, the national media is not looking forward to coming here in 2012. I think the word “hate” is a strong word, but they are going to “hate” it here. They are already complaining. No beach, no casino, no booze on Sunday and subzero temps, WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE??
1.) Drew Brees is officially “in the club.”
Brady, Favre, Manning and Brees. You have to lump him into that elite qb club now. He earned it. If Favre retires, it will be the “Big 3″ and then everyone else. Drew Brees is now in that elite company.